📜 CHANGELOG 📜
⚠️ A history of terrible decisions ⚠️
Total Updates: ∞ | Bugs Fixed: 0 | Bugs Added: ∞
v69.420.1337NEW!
March 32nd, 2026- Added more chaos
- Removed all stability
- Bug: Fixed. Jk it's still there.
- Added quantum entanglement to buy button
- Removed profit functionality (was never there)
v69.420.1336
February 30th, 2026v69.420.1335
January 69th, 2026v69.420.1334
December 420th, 2025v0.0.1
The Beginningv0.0.0
Before Time📢 UPCOMING FEATURES 📢
- • More bugs (guaranteed)
- • Less functionality
- • Quantum rug technology
- • AI that actually works (jk never)
- • World domination
ETA: When Solana stops going down